George Clooney’s Batman will forever be remembered for his nipples. What will your Spider-man be remembered for?
- I’m supposed to say my dick or something.
Bradley Cooper being a totally adorable dork on GMA
I have a lot of really useful talents, but none of them are really good for this competition..
She is a godess, this is proof.
raising/fucking with kids, done right!
half of my poems
are warning people not to get close to me
and the other half
are begging them to come near.
I am not simple.
I am not the kind of person you fall in love with.
Please, love me.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy